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The Frogman: Winning at Tumblr.
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It’s all opt-in, kids, and if it isn’t enjoyable for you, unsubscribe or unfollow*, and we can all happily get on with our lives.
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Look, I made a gif of this most awesome wizard at the Leaky Cauldron!
DUDE IS READING ‘A BRIEF HISTORY OF TIME’ BY STEPHEN HAWKING
I NEVER REALIZED
are you serious
I always assumed wizards just ignored science, because the fact that “magic” exists, can explain anything. But there are MuggleBorn wizards, ones who, until they were eleven, lived in the real world and learned science and things. Did they all just abandon that normal, muggle knowledge, like Harry did? It’s always been there, itching in the back of my mind.
FOUR FOR YOU SCIENCE WIZARD
YOU GO SCIENCE WIZARD
can we point out that he’s doing wandless magic too
like voldemort couldnt even do that shit
molly fuckin weasley couldnt fuckin do that
who are you
pretty sure this whole series has been about the wrong wizard guys
Plot Twist: He is able to do wandless magic because his comprehensive understanding of quantum physics means that he is the only wizard/witch to actually understand how magic works.
i hope im not the last person to see this…
proselytizing atheists exist
they’re just as destructive and annoying as proselytizing christians
now I have this ridiculous image of all the hunter goddesses hanging out in a much more stylish version of Gastons hunting lodge, cleaning their various weapons and swapping stories while all their puppies/hunting beasties play together.
Omg. I was just telling someone else I think they all just hang out! I can see this happening, especially if it was back in ye old times and all their bothersome men problems. I can see Artemis telling everyone, “Yeah, I turned that guy who was spying on me bathing into a deer, and had my dogs eat him. It was great.” Then everyone is laughing and sharing their stories of how they got revenge, or messed with someone, or whoknowswhat, like Skadi having to point at some feet to get a husband. Would be the best story-sharing time in the huntress lodge.
And Skadi is all “These fucking seagulls ladies…I can’t deal with them anymore. I never get a minute’s sleep at his place. And he says my wolves are annoying!”
*indignant gasps of shock all around*
“I KNOW! No appreciation for music at all…those screeching sky demons have ruined his hearing. I really don’t know what we’re going to do about it in the end”.
SCREECHING SKY DEMONS.
I’m definitely filing that one away.
This is hilarious and very close to a fantasy I’ve had of Thor, Indra, Ukko, Shango, Perun, etc all rolling through the sky on chariots and elephants and everything else like a bunch of bikers, and then Zeus shows up and wants to be “one of the guys” but he starts getting a little touchy-feeley with Þjalfi, so he and Thor get all pissed off at each other and everyone on Earth is staring up at this insane thunderstorm like “WTF?!” and Indra’s on the phone with Herakles like “Dude, call your fucking dad, he’s being a dick.”
Love Ten and Donna!
best post ever.
My favorite Brotp
Favourite DW scene EVER
this applies to all fandoms
honestly though I will never get over the fact that JRR Tolkein had enough creativity to make up an entire goddamn language but he named a mountain “Mount Doom.”
THANK YOU, beautiful person who made this.
Here’s another one: No one in Middle-earth speaks English! NO. ONE.
I actually realized this (about the languages) when building my first MERS character years ago :-) I never thought about it before, but I bet it’s mentioned somewhere in the books.
THE GOLDEN RULE OF TUMBLR
my god, we’re all Ross.
So in conclusion, we are all the men of Friends, combined.
Not just the men.
Phoebe is basically a walking night blogger when she’s got a guitar. Admit it.
In conclusion, we are the show Friends.
I feel the urge to rewatch the whole series creeping up on me …