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whenyouliveinkoeln:

amber-and-ice:

yourfriendlyscop:

proselytizing atheists exist

they’re just as destructive and annoying as proselytizing christians

(Source: filthypolak)

thorrason:

unholyheathen:

amber-and-ice:

ceryneian-hind:

amber-and-ice replied to your post: Ahh, Skadi. She has a lot of parallels…

now I have this ridiculous image of all the hunter goddesses hanging out in a much more stylish version of Gastons hunting lodge, cleaning their various weapons and swapping stories while all their puppies/hunting beasties play together.

Omg. I was just telling someone else I think they all just hang out! I can see this happening, especially if it was back in ye old times and all their bothersome men problems. I can see Artemis telling everyone, “Yeah, I turned that guy who was spying on me bathing into a deer, and had my dogs eat him. It was great.” Then everyone is laughing and sharing their stories of how they got revenge, or messed with someone, or whoknowswhat, like Skadi having to point at some feet to get a husband. Would be the best story-sharing time in the huntress lodge. 

And Skadi is all “These fucking seagulls ladies…I can’t deal with them anymore. I never get a minute’s sleep at his place. And he says my wolves are annoying!”

*indignant gasps of shock all around*

“I KNOW! No appreciation for music at all…those screeching sky demons have ruined his hearing. I really don’t know what we’re going to do about it in the end”.

SCREECHING SKY DEMONS.

I’m definitely filing that one away.

This is hilarious and very close to a fantasy I’ve had of Thor, Indra, Ukko, Shango, Perun, etc all rolling through the sky on chariots and elephants and everything else like a bunch of bikers, and then Zeus shows up and wants to be “one of the guys” but he starts getting a little touchy-feeley with Þjalfi, so he and Thor get all pissed off at each other and everyone on Earth is staring up at this insane thunderstorm like “WTF?!” and Indra’s on the phone with Herakles like “Dude, call your fucking dad, he’s being a dick.”

amber-and-ice:

fattybolger:

permets—-tu:

honestly though I will never get over the fact that JRR Tolkein had enough creativity to make up an entire goddamn language but he named a mountain “Mount Doom.”

THANK YOU, beautiful person who made this.

Here’s another one: No one in Middle-earth speaks English! NO. ONE.

I actually realized this (about the languages) when building my first MERS character years ago :-) I never thought about it before, but I bet it’s mentioned somewhere in the books.

(Source: thedearest-themostvaliant)

the-final-timelord:

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