Rheintochter

Ich weiss nicht was soll es bedeuten

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mresundance:

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”
Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

it’s baaaaack <3

mresundance:

notanangryvegan:

robot-mama:

I guarantee you, the woman has packed all her stuff, plus her kids’ stuff, plus all the shit her husband forgot to pack. Five minutes into their vacation, dude will be cursing because he forgot something important, and his wife will be like, “Here it is. I thought you’d need it, so I packed it, along with all of your underwear, socks, swimsuit, toothbrush, and deodorant because apparently you confused our family trip to Disney World with an overnight couple’s stay at a nudist colony. You’re welcome.”

Laugh it up, assholes. Without us, you’d be wearing the same underwear three days straight, including poolside.

Fucking right

it’s baaaaack <3

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qwertee:

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Virtual Shines

we-walk-the-miles:

I’ve made some more virtual shrines since the last time I posted links, so I thought I’d put them out there :) Now I have shrines to Odin, Thor, Freyr, Freyja, Skadi, Frigg, Idunn, Hel, Njord, Sunna, Mani, Kvasir, and Jord. The links to them are all on the linked page. Also the URLs are all just “wwtm-(god’s name).tumblr.com.” They’re all active (though some more so than others). I answer all questions and will consider all submissions, so feel free! :)

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